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最近有位朋友要求我帮她翻译一些东西，结果因为懒惰，我直接用Google Translate帮忙翻译。在Google翻译完后，我读了一篇，忍不住哈哈大笑！我把原文和翻译文一起贴上来，让大家笑笑。。。

原文：
孤儿苦苦挣扎的忧愁，
爱滋绵绵不绝的遗恨，
一只只瘦骨嶙峋，难以发育的小手，
一双双暗淡茫然，无法聚焦的眼神。
让我们鼓起慈悲的风帆，
让我们摆渡渡大愿的舟航，
办一座又一座孤儿院，
抚爱无数个饱受风霜蹂躏的梦境，
建一个又一个「阿弥陀佛关怀中心」，
包容无数个死神与饥饿围困的心灵，
让失血的嘴唇有一点红润，
让颤抖的双肩有一种依存。
因为有您，智慧之光照亮黑暗大陆，
因为有爱，慈悲之水浇灌乾涸心灵，
千百个悸动的身躯从此不再沉沦，
千万双迷茫的瞳孔从此充满希望，
筹款收养孤儿所得有限，难以撑持大业，因此建议从筹办法会，念佛共修，拔度幽冥，利济群生，方能冥阳两利，撑持非洲佛教菩提种苗的培育工作。
法传非洲，续佛慧命的世纪性使命，由阿弥陀佛关怀中心一肩挑起，藉著孤儿的收养，培育非洲佛教的菩提种苗，千秋伟业就在各护法信徒涓滴捐输中汇聚成非洲佛教的历史长河。
诸善信大德，盍兴乎来！参与此一弥陀胜会，让众生慧命无尽繁衍！让莽原佛种遍地花开！

翻译：
Troubled struggling orphans,
AIDS endless grudge,
Only one emaciated, difficult development of small hand
Both a loss of a bleak, Eyes can not focus.
let us summon the compassion of sailing
Let us wish the big ferry boat routes
to set up one and one orphanage
Caressed innumerable to fully suffer the wind and frost devastation the dreamland
Built one after another, "Amitabha care center"
Death and starvation tolerance countless souls trapped,
Lets the lip which loses blood have a point to be ruddy,
Lets the shoulders which shivers have one kind of interdependence.
Because has you, light of the wisdom illuminates the dark mainland,/
Because has the love, water of irrigation dry mind mercy,
A lot of palpitate the stature henceforth no longer perishes,
10 million pairs of lost hope from the pupil,
Fund-raising orphans from restricted to shore cause, it is proposed to raise an approach would, the Dharma Meditation, pulling Nether degree, the economic benefit sentient beings, can only deceased will benefit, sustain Africa's development work Bodhi seed
France passes on Africa, continues the Buddha bright life the centurial mission, shows loving care for a central shoulder by Amida Buddha to shoulder, the affiliation orphan's adoption, is cultivating the African Buddhism the bodhi seedling, the century cause respectively is protecting buddhist law the follower brook drop to contribute gathers the African Buddhism's historical perpetual flow
Zhu Shan letter Germany, the basin is popular! Participates in this amida grand gathering, lets all living things bright life inexhaustible multiplication! Let headstrong original Buddha plant everywhere the flower to open!
哈哈哈！